Henways, also known as pun traps, are jokes that involve the use of non-existent words. They’re interactive, and require the receiver to say “What is so-and-so?”, in order for the joke to work.
They’re a goofy, lighthearted joke that can work on anyone, and are guaranteed to get a chuckle out of most. Here’s a list of my favorite go-to henway jokes.
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1. Person One: A couple of days ago I was carrying groceries in, and had a tough time juggling the eggs, bread, and the henway.
Person Two: What’s a henway?
Person One: Roughly three pounds.
2. Person One: Oh my god, there’s a henway on your back!
Person Two: What’s a henway?
Person One: Four or five pounds.
3. Person One: Dude, there’s a huge henway sale at the store today!
Person Two: What’s on sale?
Person One: A henway.
Person Two: What’s a henway?
Person One: About four and a half pounds.
4. Person One: Ugh, it smells like updog in here.
Person Two: What’s updog?
Person One: Nothing much, what are you up to?
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5. Person One: What’s the difference between a matador and a materlove?
Person Two: What’s a materlove?
Person One: Nothing, thanks for asking though!
6. Person One: Man, I’m craving a beesay.
Person Two: What’s a beesay?
Person One: Buz buz.
7. Person One: I just got back from the doctor. They said I’ve got snew in my blood.
Person Two: What’s snew?
Person One: Nothing much, what’s new with you?
8. Person One: Doofusaywat?
Person Two: What?
Person One: You doofus.
9. Person One: This morning I saw a duckdo.
Person Two: What’s a duckdo?
Person One: Waddles and yells “Quack Quack!”
10. Person One: Can you grab me a hammerfor?
Person Two: What’s a hammerfor?
Person One: For banging nails, you dummy.
11. Person One: Hey, have you seen my dopted anywhere?
Person Two: What’s a dopted?
Person One: You, silly!
12. Person One: Man, that tunado reeks.
Person Two: What’s a tunado?
Person One: Swims about, snacking on sardines.
13. Person One: Did you hear about grassay?
Person Two: What’s grassay?
Person One: Photosynthesis, photosynthesis.
14. Person One: Have you seen the stuff at acarsay?
Person Two: What’s acarsay?
Person One: Vroom, vroom.
15. Person One: I love teado.
Person Two: What’s teado?
Person One: Boosts antioxidant levels and helps protect against cardiovascular and degenerative diseases.